Health: Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips...

By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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Monday 4 January 2016 13:36

This description made me wince

Bleublancrouge_fml 13

Monday 4 January 2016 13:37

If you're so bent on puttint some stuff in your nose, might as well do cocaine.

Comments

tranced_ 45

Monday 4 January 2016 14:08

you mean fries?

Calingaladha 21

Monday 4 January 2016 15:17

He said pointy, so I assume it's chips as the US knows them.

momo3p 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:44

Jebus

zaidthunder1 27

Monday 4 January 2016 15:06

And you learn new things about the human anatomy.

Calingaladha 21

Monday 4 January 2016 15:19

I can see it now, the new slogan... Rrrrrruffles have shhhhhhrapnel!

cnbcad 15

Monday 4 January 2016 15:34

Halarious

MasterTron 24

Monday 4 January 2016 15:39

Your not the same guy with granola are you o.O

Distantsoul 8

Monday 4 January 2016 17:35

I would have held one nostril and blew, hoffed it out like a chip torpedo ..... Just me?

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Monday 4 January 2016 17:39

Ouch!!

qwertycode 19

Monday 4 January 2016 19:47

OP I feel your pain! A similar situation happened to me where I got noodles inside my nose instead, but at least it wasn't as painful. Don't worry, once they're all out the relief you'll feel will be so satisfying =)