By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
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HAHAHAHAHA!! That is brilliant!! xD

This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

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For sure. And it was a jalapeno, so you know that had to burn like hell.

that happened to me once with cheesecake. unbelievibly uncomfortable. then i started sneezing alot which didnt help.

HAHAHAHAHA!! That is brilliant!! xD

Inked2009 0

Haha lesson learned! Never eat any form of spicy food when you are watching something funny.

been there done that :)

cucuto89 0

Cool Story BRo;

xDropsOfJupiterx 8

Someone should punch you in the face.

This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

AndelleRae 9

Lmfao. 6, I had the same thing happen, only mine was from a Rugrats themed box of mac & cheese. I totally sneezed Chucky out. Awesome times, right?

I read that as I still smell cheese

you might be a redneck if...

I moderated this one and I lol'd epically.

eli_guerra 0

Lol that musta burned too!!

GabriLee 0

Ow. I feel like I cannot fully comprehend the level of FML that this contains. It sucks getting anything up your nose, I can't imagine a jalapeno... F your life indeed.

live_my_life245 0

yeah same here. ouch!!

Yeees. I only got hot sauce up there because my Mom thought she was being funny. That must have hurt like a bitch. x_x

as i said earlier, cheesecake isnt painful. its cold and REALLY uncomfortable.