By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
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HAHAHAHAHA!! That is brilliant!! xD

This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

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For sure. And it was a jalapeno, so you know that had to burn like hell.

that happened to me once with cheesecake. unbelievibly uncomfortable. then i started sneezing alot which didnt help.

HAHAHAHAHA!! That is brilliant!! xD

Haha lesson learned! Never eat any form of spicy food when you are watching something funny.

been there done that :)

Cool Story BRo;

Someone should punch you in the face.

This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

Lmfao. 6, I had the same thing happen, only mine was from a Rugrats themed box of mac & cheese. I totally sneezed Chucky out. Awesome times, right?

I read that as I still smell cheese

you might be a redneck if...

I moderated this one and I lol'd epically.

Lol that musta burned too!!

Ow. I feel like I cannot fully comprehend the level of FML that this contains. It sucks getting anything up your nose, I can't imagine a jalapeno... F your life indeed.

yeah same here. ouch!!

Yeees. I only got hot sauce up there because my Mom thought she was being funny. That must have hurt like a bitch. x_x

as i said earlier, cheesecake isnt painful. its cold and REALLY uncomfortable.