Rough patch

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
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my2centsworth 15

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

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firstdbzmaker 15

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

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chillaux 0

y'all r just jealous cus I thought of it first haha :)

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I_iz_special 0

Can you actually comment on this fml, instead of showing off your beautiful one word and acronym vocabulary.

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I_iz_special 0

ugh hit send by accident before I could finish. Op that sucks have you tried seeing the doctor yet? They can work wonders with their mysterious occult powers.

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chillaux 0

and also, WE were actually commenting on the comment. u just wana get everyone to see what ur sayin loser

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sheribb 5

Christ poor you, vomiting, sneezing, bashing your nose,knocking yourself out !! your lucky your alive!!!

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firstdbzmaker 15

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

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my2centsworth 15

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

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muhdoggin 0

there's different kinds of colds...

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Intoxicunt 5

Mucus running down the throat can cause vomiting. Plus, yes, any kind of virus can upset a sensitive stomach.

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CloudEnvy 17

Wouldn't it hurt your feelings, being pressed against someone's bloody nose?

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muhdoggin 0

I feel sorry for you :T at least none of that stuff fell out and splashed back into your mouth just to choke you with puke infested toilet water and make you even SICKER right?

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Rhianikki 0

Might I suggest a medically induced coma? It may be less painful for you at this point... but seriously that sucks OP, there is a nasty cold going around where I live too.

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BananaTroll 0

No one cares about the nose, OP. What color was your puke?

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nikkibeez 0

who cares? are you trying to figure out what op ate as their last meal?

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DROELOELULZ 0

glad i dont feel anythin' YDI for havin' a nose

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georggx 3

aww bless you! that's horrible. must of hurt!

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