Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2014 08:51 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By DumbLackofLuck - 22/12/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML

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Better late than never

By Anonymous - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML

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By Blamethepostman - 16/09/2016 15:10

Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML

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Rushed

By nostamp - 10/07/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML

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By AmericanAlien - 09/03/2014 02:15 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I've been waiting for a very important document in the mail. It has been two months. I reviewed my application and realized I forgot to put a mailing address down. FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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Sunday 21 December 2014 19:37

Hey, ship it anyways. It is always way better late than never. Sucks for you and the line that will be at the post office or ups/fedex place. It really is the season for giving. You will be okay, op.

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Sunday 21 December 2014 19:36

Just shut yourself in for Christmas and keep everything for yourself at this point.

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Sunday 21 December 2014 19:36

Just shut yourself in for Christmas and keep everything for yourself at this point.

TheCookieComet 23

Sunday 21 December 2014 19:52

Or he/she could fake her death and move to Saudi Arabia?

russfml 31

Sunday 21 December 2014 20:12

You can hide from family and friends but you can't hide from the ghost of Christmas lol

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 21 December 2014 22:12

Someone's modernized A Christmas Carol. The ghost of Christmas rofl, the ghost of Christmas present, the ghost of Christmas lol. The only reason the middle one doesn't change is cuz I still want Christmas presents, dammit!

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Sunday 21 December 2014 19:36

Express shipping? I'm so sorry op that really sucks.

WillN210 7

Sunday 21 December 2014 19:36

swagmuffins

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Sunday 21 December 2014 19:37

Hey, ship it anyways. It is always way better late than never. Sucks for you and the line that will be at the post office or ups/fedex place. It really is the season for giving. You will be okay, op.

hobojo69 23

Sunday 21 December 2014 19:39

Ship it anyway, it will be better because they will think they are done getting presents and BAM they get yours and get all happy and love you forever!