By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
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manb91uk 22

When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...

What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?

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manb91uk 22

When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...

What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?

Karma for eating dead animals.

And delicious karma it is 😋

well, hope you enjoy the rest of your day

How do you sneeze a piece of food into your nose? How big are your nostrils?