Health and Gross: Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a...

By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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By BurnBabyBurn - 22/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Roberta

Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By blocked - 29/05/2012 22:24 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

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By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 April 2019 18:36

When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 April 2019 19:13

What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?

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manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 April 2019 18:36

When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 April 2019 19:13

What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?

abfab5300 13

Thursday 25 April 2019 0:39

Karma for eating dead animals.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 25 April 2019 3:47

And delicious karma it is 😋

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 1:18

well, hope you enjoy the rest of your day

zuckerburg 21

Friday 26 April 2019 14:50

How do you sneeze a piece of food into your nose? How big are your nostrils?

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