Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
UsernameHere234 13
Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.
kotana191 8
usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....
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UsernameHere234 13
Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.
Hannahbanana95 8
Definately agree!!
free2speak 14
And this is really weird, since girls are chastised for sleeping around and it's usually "well have safe sex and don't get a girl pregnant" with boys. Weird family dynamic going on there.
isallwaysme 27
yeah, if OP is like, 12, and his sister is about to graduate highschool at the least, then I can see why his parents would bitch
FizzyApple 3
Anyone else think of 'That 70s Show'?
LaLince 40
#1: I totally agree
oomph_fml 25
Though that is a good point, I think it's mainly the fact that he's been with the person before going all the way, where as his sister is just doing it with multiple people and still getting sided with in the matter.
Harpy20 24
Don't worry, OP. I would've pounded that.
bobeattaco 5
I wouldn't agree 'many casual sex partners' does not sound like an ok thing in highschool.
Krajjan 9
23 - Indeed. I could get away with anything, but Bob help my sister if she wanted to date ever. 3 - Unless you're an undercover cop or something, which would be an interesting demonstration of what exactly normal people think goes on in this asylum, it's never a good idea to post personal information online. I try not to even post smartphone photos due to the personal information included in the file.
happle 21
How did OP's sister know?
Ins0mau 20
64 - It was her. ;-)
sens3sfailing 25
88-no...just, no.
sonicgreg 12
95 wincest
MatteKudasai 17
129- I think you're looking for 4chan.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
How old are you both? No matter what, FYL; that's incredibly unfair.
randii_17 11
I agree it's unfair, but I also find it odd that it goes against the normal double standard. In my family, my brothers wouldn't be bitched at but my parents would probably chop off my ****...
sens3sfailing 25
151-first time I have ever heard someone would chop off a girls ****... That sounds...different?
maddygirl820 10
That's my parents with child favoritism all the way.
onlychildFTW 34
Being an only child rocks.
LanaViolin 10
*son :-)
kotana191 8
usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....
KingCeltic77 18
Totally. Usually girls would be considered ******, then guys, the dad would be "that's my boy! A stud like his old man!" You may not want to hear it, but it's true.
adam_tajyar 10
Thanks for staring the obvious...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#105 - No one is staring at the obvious. It's stating* the obvious. If you're going to be a bitch about something simple, at least use the right word.
grovervac3000 15
Obviously it was a typo. T and R are right next to eachother on a keyboard.
JerryH 9
112 you didnt get the point of 110s comment, she was saying to stop bitching, but somebody decided to follow the previous comment and continue the bitching
kotana191 8
usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....
SoylentCandycorn 10
If you had eight major planets revolving around you and were the reason that life was able to evolve on one of them, you would be treated differently. Sorry, I saw the typo and couldn't resist.
coastiepat 0
Keep up the stupid comments sun
mimi_animee 18
If she's older it would make sense but if not that's very unfair.
KVKdragon 26
Parents like these are one of the reasons society goes downhill sometimes. I've never read such an unfair FML until today >:(
brackaman 18
This must be like the 3rd fml you've ever read then.