Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
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pratikp03 22
rob him back
WCARlover 35
Well how is he getting in? Always keep your door and windows locked...that's awful you can't trust your own brother :(
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Comments (74)
praesidiem 16
I feel like this depends on the extent of robbery happening. Because back in highschool, Id always leave my lunch period and steal my older brothers food at his apartment. FML community, please don't tell me older brother why he always came home missing drumsticks.
Schala360 27
What a guy
Drarry_fml 10
Makes you cry
chill99 15
Change your locks
TheBelt 19
Rob is WiFi box
leogachi 15
Not everyone has Wifi.
leogachi 15
Wait, you meant "his" right? Or is this some strange reference to something?
reeper147 14
Well call the cops and take him to court. You can bring him through hell for stealing from you
AyeJay101 25
I vote for a good old brotherly love beat down.
Wolfipoo 31
Call the cops, that's unacceptable no matter who it is.
sstahpp 33
Free food. Can't blame the guy.
lexiieeex3 32
Maybe tell mom?
Unbearable_fml 21
Call the police. Family or not, stealing is never okay.