Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
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logankyng
| 15
Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution
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freckleface221
| 19
Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.
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logankyng
| 15
Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution
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ViRepz
| 28
To have another bundle of joy?
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
ViRepz...after having noticed your last 12 or so comments, I can't help but feel that you have many issues of your own in life, and you take out your frustration on random posters on FML by busting their chops (or trying to, anyway) and putting their comments down. Stop being so angry...breathe. Smile. Your parents love you. Go ask for a hug. PS- please don't feel obliged to reply. Good day. :)
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ViRepz
| 28
Hey if I made you reply to me, job well done =)
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CaiDog
| 20
He felt obliged to reply.
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Wizardo
| 33
#16, He's just an angry, sad, little man but if he continues to improve his comments he could be that one hilarious and bitter guy that everyone needs to know. Also I have a feeling him and olpally may be distantly related what with all the anger flowing out of them.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Did you ask your parents for that hug?
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ViRepz
| 28
Would you be my dad?
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
I can...but I'll have to charge.
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hannahsnyder69
| 16
Angry Bird Guy, You know there's a problem if allll your comments have too many negative votes to even show
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CaiDog
| 20
^Actually, one of them isn't, and the funny part is pretty soon yours is going to be like that. I wonder what your problem is?
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Amoondris
| 17
Or she can have an extremely young baby, it is common to have a "baby belly" for a few months after having the child. Your skin has to go from being stetched to what your body needs to relearn what is/was normal.
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399
| 41
lol
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freckleface221
| 19
Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.
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PterodactylMan
| 23
And scare people in bathrooms
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Testing1234
| 25
Haha i read that one
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MichellinMan
| 20
Yep, and 90% of the time they're exaggerating.
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kwyk
| 23
I prefer to look at my belly as grand
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Not jolly?
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lalalaisling
| 10
Don't worry OP :) I'm sure you're lovely as you are. I've had quite a few experiences like that with kids myself, they don't know any better. You just gotta laugh it off and remember that you're beautiful!
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dancer4life143
| 13
Exactly! I have pretty bad acne and kids always ask me why I have red bumpy things on my face. It used to embarass me really badly but now I just laugh it off and explain to them what acne is(: and some of the kids are super sweet and will tell me things like "yay! Your bumps are going away!" haha
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Ishq786
| 12
Run OP! Literally!
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Morgiepoooh9822
| 17
Kids really don't hold back from saying whatever pops into their mind.
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Steve95401
| 49
Time to hit the gym.
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CaiDog
| 20
Hey big is beautiful, am I right?
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Big CAN be beautiful. Rolls are not the same as curves. At all.
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jonmansheppard
| 9
Big as in flabby, lumpy rolls that look like spoiled milk, is not beautiful.
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cottoncandymango
| 17
Awww. She is only being innocent.
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tralala453
| 22
She's only a kid, don't take it too seriously.
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
No that means you take it very seriously!
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bandeek
| 30
Kids don't usually lie about things like that...
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tralala453
| 22
Not lie, but they can exaggerate.