Kids: Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter,...

By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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Saturday 3 August 2013 12:30

Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution

freckleface221 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 12:30

Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.

Comments

Wakachulak 22

Saturday 3 August 2013 14:45

From the mouth of babes

perdix 29

Saturday 3 August 2013 14:50

Let's be kind and assume that you haven't noticed that your belly is big because you can't see down past your huge ****.

TheLittleBear 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 14:59

"So is your mouth, honey"

skrillexx62 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 15:21

at least she was honest

alwayswinning123 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 15:27

Dw op everyone gains pounds after having a baby

andromeda335 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 15:47

It's okay OP, I've never had a baby and I've been asked if I'm pregnant routinely

priest_of_war 10

Saturday 3 August 2013 18:42

Kids say the darnedest things, sorry OP!

iGottaFindBubbah 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 19:04

Well, if you just gave birth recently, don't take it personal. I have a seven week old and even though I'm losing weight I still look about 3-4 months pregnant. Takes time :)