Health and Transportation: Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into...

By catsonuincorns - 15/04/2018 06:00 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into my door, dislocating my arm and breaking it in three places. Later on, the people who hit us came over and gave my little sister a gift basket. She wasn't even in the car. FML

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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By LevKin - 30/07/2009 07:20 - Canada

Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML

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Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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talal_icon 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:16

glad you are alive and well! But yeah that sucks. it must be driving you crazy

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:18

I guess they're a very accident prone people.

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talal_icon 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:16

glad you are alive and well! But yeah that sucks. it must be driving you crazy

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:18

I guess they're a very accident prone people.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 April 2018 16:34

Just because you’re injured doesn’t mean your sister isn’t hot.

blahblabbity 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 17:13

it’s probably a good thing she wasn’t in the car? it’s not like she’s the one getting the insurance money.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Sunday 15 April 2018 19:27

your username is spelt wrong.

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 15 April 2018 20:58

"My brother got a cool cast for his arm after a car crash and all I got was this lousy t-shirt..."

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 15 April 2018 21:38

Why were they giving your sister a gift basket when it's you who's injured? But at least they came by to apologize (presumably).

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 15 April 2018 21:50

You broke your arm, it would be insensitive to give you something to hold on to when you clearly can't.

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 15 April 2018 21:59

Are you sure was a gift basket? Maybe the wanted to finish the job. Who knows. Yeah. Yeah. Too many spy movies.

Sam Fisher 13

Sunday 15 April 2018 22:55

My question is, how exactly did they even know you have a sister? It’s not usually something you bring up when talking to the people who hit you. Maybe they were on their way to see her anyway? At least they’re nice!