Health and Transportation: Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into...

By catsonuincorns - 15/04/2018 06:00 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into my door, dislocating my arm and breaking it in three places. Later on, the people who hit us came over and gave my little sister a gift basket. She wasn't even in the car. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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Tense

By This complicates things - 06/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my relationship with my sister-in-law has never been the greatest, so I've been trying to improve it. Any progress I may have made was destroyed when I accidentally slammed a car door shut with her hand in it. Good news: Her hand is not broken. Bad news: She absolutely refuses to believe it was an accident. FML

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Outlaw

By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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Sorry Dad

By Fail - 04/12/2022 04:00

Today, my dad's car door was frozen shut. As he was in a hurry, he asked me to force it open. When I did so, the door slammed into his back. hard. Now he can barely walk, even with a walker, but he needs to walk in order for it to improve, or else he may become wheelchair-bound for the rest of his life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 05:08 - United States - Surprise

Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery, and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML

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talal_icon 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:16

glad you are alive and well! But yeah that sucks. it must be driving you crazy

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:18

I guess they're a very accident prone people.

Comments

talal_icon 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:16

glad you are alive and well! But yeah that sucks. it must be driving you crazy

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 15 April 2018 15:18

I guess they're a very accident prone people.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 April 2018 16:34

Just because you’re injured doesn’t mean your sister isn’t hot.

blahblabbity 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 17:13

it’s probably a good thing she wasn’t in the car? it’s not like she’s the one getting the insurance money.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Sunday 15 April 2018 19:27

your username is spelt wrong.

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 15 April 2018 20:58

"My brother got a cool cast for his arm after a car crash and all I got was this lousy t-shirt..."

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 15 April 2018 21:38

Why were they giving your sister a gift basket when it's you who's injured? But at least they came by to apologize (presumably).

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 15 April 2018 21:50

You broke your arm, it would be insensitive to give you something to hold on to when you clearly can't.

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 15 April 2018 21:59

Are you sure was a gift basket? Maybe the wanted to finish the job. Who knows. Yeah. Yeah. Too many spy movies.

Sam Fisher 13

Sunday 15 April 2018 22:55

My question is, how exactly did they even know you have a sister? It’s not usually something you bring up when talking to the people who hit you. Maybe they were on their way to see her anyway? At least they’re nice!