By Anonymous - 01/09/2017 20:00

Today, I put a magnet on my brand new car. I got rear-ended by someone who was trying to read it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 167
You deserved it 863

Same thing different taste

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 678
You deserved it 35 741

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I really hope that magnet said "If you can read this than you're too close" or something like that

I can't be the only one who thought you had a giant magnet that pulled another car into yours.

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I really hope that magnet said "If you can read this than you're too close" or something like that

I hope it didn't say that. Then it'd be even more of an FML for OP getting a bumper sticker with bad grammar.

I can't be the only one who thought you had a giant magnet that pulled another car into yours.

Lobby_Bee 17

As a automobile enthusiast, this breaks my heart. RIP brand new car.

It’s not just an opinion that magnets are attractive — it’s science!

neuronerd 28

Except, since the attractive side was already attached to OP's car, the side facing the other car should have repulsed it. Yeah, I live that too literal, joke ruiner life.

Magnets only repel other magnets, but they always attract other ferromagnetic materials (iron, cobalt, nickel). Joke saved!!!

No problem. This comment wasn’t gaining the wide public accolades as my exquisite “pooperoni.”

logically i cant see how this could happand.