By Anonymous - 01/09/2017 20:00

Today, I put a magnet on my brand new car. I got rear-ended by someone who was trying to read it. FML
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totallynotemily 25
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I really hope that magnet said "If you can read this than you're too close" or something like that

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Tarlachia 33
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I can't be the only one who thought you had a giant magnet that pulled another car into yours.

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totallynotemily 25
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I really hope that magnet said "If you can read this than you're too close" or something like that

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Lalala579121 27
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I hope it didn't say that. Then it'd be even more of an FML for OP getting a bumper sticker with bad grammar.

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Tarlachia 33
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I can't be the only one who thought you had a giant magnet that pulled another car into yours.

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Lobby_Bee 17

As a automobile enthusiast, this breaks my heart. RIP brand new car.

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jediloader 12
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Did they have a magnetic personality?

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Venke-Lill Nygård 8
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" If you can read this, you're too close"

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RichardPencil 30
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It’s not just an opinion that magnets are attractive — it’s science!

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neuronerd 28

Except, since the attractive side was already attached to OP's car, the side facing the other car should have repulsed it. Yeah, I live that too literal, joke ruiner life.

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RichardPencil 30
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Magnets only repel other magnets, but they always attract other ferromagnetic materials (iron, cobalt, nickel). Joke saved!!!

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neuronerd 28

Touché

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RichardPencil 30
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No problem. This comment wasn’t gaining the wide public accolades as my exquisite “pooperoni.”

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Clarence Gilbert 7
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logically i cant see how this could happand.

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