By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 732
You deserved it 7 867

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akagopher 7


At least there was no plasma?


akagopher 7


Now I can't get this shit outta my head, screw u op

This isn't an fml it's a "shit" story. It has nothing to do with a F my life deal.

I though most FMLers loved to hear about shit happening to others. Pun most definitely intended.

Wow! You farted and took a crap! Your life must clearly suck, OP.

* insert pun about shit here* I bet there's someone bound to make that comment!!

Susieee_Q 9

Bahahaha. OP's name is hilarious. And, might be too much information.... But let's face it. Happens to the best of us. (:

What about plasma?

eyeIoveyou 4

congratulations, you have now made the elements of "matter." consider yourself special :')

On the one hand: TMI - on the other hand there is some information missing. E.g. who moderated this shit? About the most boring FML I've ever read.

Jakesterk96 8

Someone has to lay off the taco bell...

how is this a fml?

agreed with #1 too much freaking info

yumlicious 4

Then GTFO. Go visit givesmehope.

I don't get it. #1 gets all these likes, but then #4 types the same thing & everybody hates on him ?

That's nice....

At least you made it to the toilet... Hopefully?

OP's username indicates otherwise :p

Did it happen in your pants..? (Referring to the name)

At least there was no plasma?

RaquelW 7


Or a base-einstein condensate

I was looking for this

You forgot about plasma.

Saves money on painting your toilet brown...

Seriously, wtf

Who in their right mind would want to paint a toilet brown?

Miss_Trejo 5

I'm quite surprised no one has made a "shit happens" comment yet.

You mean a "shitty situation" comment

Sounds like your john tasted the rainbow and I'm not talking about skittles

What the hell are you talking about?

we will never know

Shit is meant to be brown. Youve been eating too many skittles if your seeing rainbows out ur ass