Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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akagopher
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TMI
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Eyams
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At least there was no plasma?
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akagopher
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TMI
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gamercanadian
| 11
Now I can't get this shit outta my head, screw u op
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frokeyman92
| 9
Agreed^^
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sr101998
| 0
This isn't an fml it's a "shit" story. It has nothing to do with a F my life deal.
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deviable
| 9
I though most FMLers loved to hear about shit happening to others. Pun most definitely intended.
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number0
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Wow! You farted and took a crap! Your life must clearly suck, OP.
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nerdness
| 2
* insert pun about shit here*
I bet there's someone bound to make that comment!!
I bet there's someone bound to make that comment!!
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Susieee_Q
| 9
Bahahaha. OP's name is hilarious.
And, might be too much information.... But let's face it. Happens to the best of us. (:
And, might be too much information.... But let's face it. Happens to the best of us. (:
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AnonymousTroll
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What about plasma?
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eyeIoveyou
| 4
congratulations, you have now made the elements of "matter." consider yourself special :')
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st0815
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On the one hand: TMI - on the other hand there is some information missing. E.g. who moderated this shit? About the most boring FML I've ever read.
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Someone has to lay off the taco bell...
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qtips402
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how is this a fml?
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Dawnxxoo
| 11
agreed with #1 too much freaking info
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yumlicious
| 4
Then GTFO. Go visit givesmehope.
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ArchxAngel
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I don't get it. #1 gets all these likes, but then #4 types the same thing & everybody hates on him ?
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allen2688
| 6
That's nice....
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kidwiththeface42
| 7
At least you made it to the toilet... Hopefully?
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shireeniee
| 8
OP's username indicates otherwise :p
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beccac_boresfoff
| 9
Did it happen in your pants..? (Referring to the name)
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Eyams
| 0
At least there was no plasma?
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RaquelW
| 7
fireass.
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GP14brBaller
| 5
Or a base-einstein condensate
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zombicidal
| 11
I was looking for this
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orebes
| 3
You forgot about plasma.
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MerkathonPro
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Saves money on painting your toilet brown...
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baconstrips
| 12
Seriously, wtf
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cosmosis
| 12
Who in their right mind would want to paint a toilet brown?
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Miss_Trejo
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I'm quite surprised no one has made a "shit happens" comment yet.
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marmlr339
| 14
You mean a "shitty situation" comment
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corleon198425
| 17
Sounds like your john tasted the rainbow and I'm not talking about skittles
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EmmyBabe_fml
| 0
What the hell are you talking about?
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06dopey
| 8
we will never know
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cosmosis
| 12
Shit is meant to be brown. Youve been eating too many skittles if your seeing rainbows out ur ass