mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
clublulu
United States
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
brownunderwear
United States
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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cBlackout 13
That's when you know you party too hard.
develgool 0
Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?
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yummcookie 0
Wizard science and/or voodoo.
deck51er 3
That and when Uncle Kenny plays the sax
doodfunnyguy 0
i liek turtles with magnets on the side
s0m3guy2010 21
How is this even an FML? You had to have known that you've eaten a magnet sometime in the past few days. That's not something that just slips your mind.
DrewsFML 8
Shat a magnet? Oh that's attractive.
Freeze_fml 17
ICP has left its mark.
Joshoa123 16
There goes your magnetic personality.
Paulleh 0
This has got to be the only FML on the site that has litterally made me laugh out loud
dc46290 8
Too much iron in his diet
super3286 14
I shat bricks after I read this :o