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By ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States

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Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

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Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston

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Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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alicemassie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:38

gee, i think thats number one on itunes!

Shigogaboo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:37

Wow...wow

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Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:06

at least it wasnt gay, you could've been outed (hypothetically)

JVonDahl 9

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:14

That's what you get for watching ****. Sucks to be you.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:32

I wish I could do that. I'm wicked jealous. Not with the ****, but put what I'm listening to on iTunes as my status. Yeah... >_>

Ox_Baker 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:49

Who downloads **** from iTunes?

arcune 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:04

haha, that's very funny but you deserved that entirely.

sexxystephy 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:06

Hahaha! FUNNIEST FML i've heard.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:14

totally deserved it... if im tagging my status to the videos/songs im listening... i make sure they are clean =)

SirAndrew 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:22

HAHAHA! Deserved it.

frenchfriez888 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:38

u can get that shit on itunes???????? DOUBT IT. ur such a faker

lazytown 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:27

You're an idiot.

aliibaibii 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 8:38

^^ agreed. obviously these people don't know how to use iTunes.

Quinnjamin 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:48

normally people check what their status is after they set it just in case of something like that...YDI

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