By lolbahadur - 16/03/2018 14:00 - Australia

Today, I called in sick at work and went to the bar, only to find out that my manager has a second job there. I am now jobless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 704
You deserved it 8 636
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Zekfen 17

If you are going to do that, you always need to hit the bar one town over.

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Zekfen 17

If you are going to do that, you always need to hit the bar one town over.

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RichardPencil 30

I don’t think so. He’s just very unlucky.

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tounces7 27

Nah, regardless, calling off work to go drinking makes him an idiot any way you look at it.

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RichardPencil 30

Become a big stinkin’ drunk there and tip your former boss generously — you’ll get your job back!

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RichardPencil 30

That hurts coming from a person who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

"your" right about that one...

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Glowworm56 26

Seriously, use your sick days for actual sick days, not to play hooky.

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Nadine 21

Eh, sick days can be taken for mental health as well. Sometimes, that may mean just needing a break, and you don't want to use your minimal vacation time for that... And in any case, 2 weeks of vacation in a year (what most American companies offer) is not enough. I say take off when you want and have a good time, if you already know you work hard.

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Wintermelons 19

Welp, now you have more incentive to go to the bar! :D

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tounces7 27

And become broke and homeless! Nothing like dealing with bad decisions by making even more bad decisions!

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Just say what most people would. This is my pharmacy and alcohol is my medicine. Then he can't fire you because you were on medication.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Just tell your boss that the doctor told you to keep hydrated, and so you went to the bar to get a drink.

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Dillon Arbogast 10

Drinks that would make him even more dehydrated would make his lie even worse..

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ThatGuy9679 13

I believe you have misread the situation

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kskjon 12

I have now idea how so many people managed to push "I agree" on this. It's the clearest YDI I've seen in months.

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