TMI FML

By Addison - 25/06/2012 00:28 - Canada - Kingston

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Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML
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SkoomaKi 27
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You should play with her messages...>:)

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pizzaboterham 10
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What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick

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SkoomaKi 27
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You should play with her messages...>:)

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DespairFaction 11
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You should send something about wanting to fart in his face or using a strap on.

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iStrukk 7
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if you play with a message about sex, and masturbation is a form of sex, then technically wouldnt he be playing with his sister?

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unknown_user5566 26

27- No, no he wouldn't.

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teddy4nyy 13
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I would use it as blackmail against your dad

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mylifesucks_fml 1

at least there weren't pictures! that'd be pretty messed up! or were there...?

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ArcadePie 10
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Remember kids cover your stump before you hump!

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Cad6 24
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Get ready, Uncle OP.

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DespairFaction 11
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Yes! Get his hopes up about having a threesome or something gross like farting in his face.

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Yorih 19
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Aha that'd be funny, the boyfriend would proper get confused though xD I'm gonna presume you're either paraphrasing or just describing, because if she actually said that she's terrible at sexting x)

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GatherTheMice 15
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Lol she makes him put on a condom for sexting...

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VoteForTaco 8
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102- She doesn't want to get a virus.

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cyndiig 2

I now wonder if people who share my ITunes account can read my messages

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LadyGore 12
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Black mail her with them >=D

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ThisBiatchFMLs 5
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depends how old her sister is lol :P

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Dr0reos 8

OP, well she's right he should.

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pizzaboterham 10
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What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Haha I'm sorry this just made my morning:D can't stop laughin haha

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JessicaNB 2
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Your sister got it all wrong. She should have said ”don't be a fool, wrap your tool!” Everyone knows that saying is much better!

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ydi_4_suking 20
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I like the one that goes. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy.

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zachherbert 10
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Don't be a dummy, cum on my tummy! Edit: well damn, seems like I was beat by less than a minute.

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ForeverAloneGal 23
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Don't be whack. Jizz on her back.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28
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Wear some latex so you don't get that "I'm late" text.

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laden_swallow09 34
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19 - Pull-out method alone doesn't work. Even if you have the patience and mental discipline of a Xaolin monk, precum still has some jizz in it. Doesn't take much of it to conceive.

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Senseless_487 29
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Aaaaand Buzz Killington makes an appearance!

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sirpantselot 22
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If it's not on, it's not on!

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Nukorav 2
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Before you hump, wrap your stump.

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MrsBruceWayne6 3

Cage your snake then shake and bake!

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shots1996 8
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Wear that latex so you don't get that late text sayin "I'm late" text

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l23VIVE 17
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Only a moron wouldn't wrap his hard-on Wait Deja Vu, this seems vaguely familiar as if this same type if thread was on another FML

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freakinglaugher 10
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^ Dude, there is a couple dozen threads filled with condom rhymes. Each jizzyer than the last.

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ThatOneGirl0101 11
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No no no. Don't give her an infection with your affection put some protection on that erection

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calmyourself 7

Safety first

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Objectofdespair 1
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Totally you should mess with them

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zachherbert 10
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Totally dude. Like, totally mess with them.

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yoursucklives 36

well don't you think he should wear protection? anyway, i understand that you don't want to know about your sisters sexlife!

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jozmejia 13
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No glove, no love :)

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theoriok 14
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Hey you don't be silly put a condom on your willy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah -Def Dames Dope

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DoubleCross 9
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Wrap it before you tap it.

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