Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
jm88 0
That's a pretty big failure on your part. Sure she's a gf?
darrelfinn 0
He said long-distance, not internet. People can have long-distance relationships with people who they maybe used to live in the same town as, but moved away.
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Comments (66)
pbuk 0
You do realise that you don't actually HAVE a girlfriend, right? Just saying...
containsnosoy 0
Well, at least she was being honest.
plexico 4
Why would you send her a group picture? What if one of your friends made her hot? She could pretend that she thought your hot friend was you, but longingly wait for the day when you can introduce her to the hot guy. Bad move on your part.
toink 0
Let me guess... your name is Waldo, right?
jasoncard33 0
long distance realationships don't work dummy
fly_girl 0
#27 long distance relationships can actually work i'm an alive proof OP : if she can't even recognize you on a picture, she's not worth it, find another one
goodwithoutgods 20
I've been in a LDR for 2 years now, are you sure about that?
I'madumbass 19
Stereotypes...?
Bigred82 0
have you ever actually seen her in person or are you one of those nerds who has online girlfriends?
Dahlia_F 0
psh, this has to be online, My old man and i are LDR and this DOESNOT happen...even when we were just "nerd online". OP is a tard. YDI
Luce_Goose 0
My New Haircut.
gordz95 0
hahahahah!!!
GodsOfWrath 0
I think it's funny how so many people on here are defending internet relationships. (OP, just tell her you're one of your hotter friends and let her jerk off to it.)