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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 13 September 2023 4:59

Annnnd... there's assault. So no way, Monster-in-Law.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 13 September 2023 11:29

Charge her with assault and trespassing.

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 13 September 2023 4:59

Annnnd... there's assault. So no way, Monster-in-Law.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 13 September 2023 11:29

Charge her with assault and trespassing.

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 13 September 2023 12:52

I feel for you. is she a crack head btw?

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 13 September 2023 14:01

press charges! she sounds better off far far far away from your family

HouseOfM 8

Thursday 14 September 2023 2:41

Why wouldn't you call the police?

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