Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
jm88 0
That's a pretty big failure on your part. Sure she's a gf?
darrelfinn 0
He said long-distance, not internet. People can have long-distance relationships with people who they maybe used to live in the same town as, but moved away.
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Comments (66)
fgetz 0
ouch.. ldrs suck man. :(
melyeah 9
how is this fml. sometimes people look different in photos.. big deal?
cmac86 24
duh!
triplethreat13 0
That's part of the reason long-distance relationships don't work. A good friend of mine had a long-distance boyfriend and when he flew in on business, they decided to meet up at a restaurant. They ended up sitting at tables 20 feet away from each other for an hour because they didn't recognize each other.
kibbleznbitz0 0
no worries dude. it was probanly the camera was too far away or something. dont get worried (:
CosmicPossum 2
You say long distance girlfriend. Is this someone you met in person, then one of you moved? If so, FYL. :/ If it's your internet girlfriend you've never seen before, then sorry, YDI.
tasha_prz 0
good luck to you.... long distance relationships arent always just internet as some ppl keep saying... i was in a long distance for a year as i was interstate and my bf was in melbourne.... in the end i moved to be with him and he was the best guy i have ever dated even better then the ones i could see everyday for the first yr if i wanted..... it was the best thing i have ever done so it doesnt just mean weirdos on the internet
th_fml 0
FAIL FAIL FAIL
jackeechan 10
So thats why people say the cant deal with long distance relationships
fogrunner 13
Might be face blind.