Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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zourwolfe 0
tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.
Acousticpixie14 6
Dude, tell her to her face. The girl wants a MAN not a boy.
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Comments (89)
cdpaynee 0
the password thing doesn't make sense.
MistyLazuli 0
Tell her it was really u. Maybe she has a secret crush on u too & wouldn't dare risk showing it in case it was fake. I was like that once. U just never know until u try!
Shans021 4
this girl definately likes you, she is scared she is being pranked so shes acting mad because she is hurt because she thinks you dont like her. take it from a girl who would make the same stupid mistake as she did.
mag1c69 1
10...he's only headin for suicide...
Beccuh 6
She might actually like you,but just said that in case it was a joke & she's afraid of rejection as well! So call her or tell her in person. Good luck :)
Irakli_1 27
I don't get it.
SkoomaKi 28
Should of spoke to her face, more classy.
berryblizzard 11
Oh.... Maybe try telling her in person next time.
rivango_wolf 1
Who uses email these days?
Brainnnnz 19
No point in posting anonymously, if you're going to blast your name out there, Mikey...