Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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zourwolfe 0
tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.
Acousticpixie14 6
Dude, tell her to her face. The girl wants a MAN not a boy.
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travisrocker 0
I think my friend posted this???
LDP2 0
Well, looks like your friend needs to grow a pair!
SomePinkTape 0
I like how 19 and 20 said the same thing.
travisrocker 0
yeh we r friends
tk_421 0
@Travis: If you know OP, can you tell us what happened next? Did he man up and tell her in person? Did she confess her undying love for him? Details, man!
TobyFunke 3
yeah you're lucky, you got a freebie for a bonehead move. Never, ever EVER confess your feelings to a chick in a letter, an email, a facebook message, etc. even in person like that, just hit on her and she will know how you feel. 3% of girls would like to hear it like that, if you let her know that you're interested, it gives her the chance to let you know how she feels back without you looking like a pathetic stooge
MuchDance90s 0
so true. its a huge huge turnoff to have a "speech" presented to you. ugh, awkward...
fml_WUT 0
As a 'chick', I gotta stand up for the OP... I mean, yeah you'd rather hear this kind of thing in person, but most decent girls still understand if you tell them via email/txt/im. It says that the guy is shy, and believe it or not girls aren't only into assertive, smooth guys. But think about it - with guys, there's a pretty good chance that if you get an email like that it IS a prank, so you can either respond as if it's a prank and be covered (and you can always make it up later) or look like a total fool and get teased literally forever by the hacker guys. So basically, it doesn't have to mean she's totally rejecting the OP. I mean, she might do that in person anyway, but she wasn't necessarily doing it in the email...
Cenobyte 10
I agree 100%
MellyLuck1484 7
yeah, e-mail or any electronic thing can be faked by friends playing a prank and setting him up with someone he'd never like. Show interest and you're laughed at for weeks. In person, it could still be a joke, but less likely, especially the more private the place you talk.
Tanya33 1
Maybe shes interested too but thinks it was a joke.
grichie1994 0
I agree!
tuppencej777 0
if you didn't have the balls to tell her to her face you, should have at least verbally told her you were sending her an e mail later so she wasn't completely baffled by a random love confession.
bookworm05 10
Aw, but you never know, she might actually like you and she was just trying to protect herself in case it was a joke. Try again, in person this time. You've got nothing to lose!
tk_421 0
Do you really want to date a girl who commits comma splices?
docsupra24 0
unless you're in iraq or afghanistan having a landmine shoved up your "stovepipe", you should be telling her face to face...
Swampeh 0
Look at it this way, you can easily weasel yourself out of uncomfortable questions for the time being, by taking the course of the "stolen password" and try again later. In a more appropriate way ofcourse.