Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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zourwolfe 0
tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.
Acousticpixie14 6
Dude, tell her to her face. The girl wants a MAN not a boy.
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Comments (89)
pwnttothemax 0
tell her in person SHIT HEAD
WereRisingAgain 0
It doesn't mean she doesn't like you, though. It could very well mean she might like you too, but thinks you were hacked because it's too good to be true? :) Be optimistic. ;)
angela3222 0
YDI. be a real man and ask her out in real life then sitting behind a screen.
Gomez_Vidal 0
What if she felt the same way, but she didnt want to express her real feelings if there was a possibility that it was a fake message. So that could have been your hint to clarify the situation.
dansco 25
Dodged a bullet there, you now know you have no chance and can say someone hijacked your account. Move on mate :)
Cherryripe25 5
that kinda sounds like what happened to me yesterday. me being the girl and the other guy being michael. facebook messages. ._.
sparta98 4
Am I the only one here who has considered that the OP might have been mentally unable to ask her out in person? Some people just can't do it in person. Besides that, not all guys are as confident as you seem to think they are.
Amberdj221 0
Dude your sooo stupid get some balls and ask in person
hungryazhn 0
Dude I totally know how you feel that happened to me last year. It went further than that, with me telling her in person and her freaking out. Haven't really talked to her since. Hang in there :/
Monkeybutt1 0
Aww thats really sad for yoou:(