Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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zourwolfe 0
tell her that you aren't joking o.O and try telling it to her face next time. girls like a boy with balls.
Acousticpixie14 6
Dude, tell her to her face. The girl wants a MAN not a boy.
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Comments (89)
tardis99 0
My dumb older brother used to make this same mistake. Look, set yourself a rule: NEVER blurt out your feelings to someone via email. Just don't do it.
MuchDance90s 0
telling her over email is unacceptable unless you live thousands of miles away without telephone access
beachlova910 0
tell her in person!
AnagenisisZagus 13
An email? Really? ******' loser. No wonder you did not get results. Tell her in person you fucktard. ... Good luck though! :D
ColdGold 6
One more thing to add to your list of "things not to do."
heyjenn 0
Has this happened before? If you let your friends mess with your stuff, no one will take you seriously. Or it could be that she doesn't like you.
fiveonefiveoh 0
dude, NEVER directly tell a girl how u feel! it needs to be hinted with flirtation.. also, don't ever ask a girl out thru the Internet! do it in person.. unless u met her online :p and if u must let her know u like her directly, kiss her (when the moment feels right), as if in a moment of passion.. but the setting must b right!
quinz 4
I'd rather a guy be direct, personally. It's annoying when you're not sure if a guy likes you or is just a flirt. But I have to agree with the internet thing.
fiveonefiveoh 0
no. ud rather a guy **u like** to b direct.
sarcdude 3
Being direct helps nothing. There's no point to talking to girls. It's better to die alone.
qbkilla55 0
Is ur name micheal? If it ain't ur a friggin idiot
jklpuzo 2
HAHA, THIS WAS HILARIOUS XD