Love, Social Media and Blocked: Who the **** are you?

Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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Crushed

By sanuli_d - 14/12/2021 21:00 - Australia - Gosford

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to my crush of two years. We went to the same school for a year but then he moved to my old school and became friends with people I knew from primary school. Anyways, I finally got the courage to have a conversation with him on Instagram. Then he blocked me. FML

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Nice pic

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 05:00

Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a member pic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. (she had asked me for it). She saw the pic, and blocked me. FML

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Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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Denied

By bl4ckk4t - 19/08/2021 08:01 - Australia - Morwell

Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 02:01

Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML

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Clear and precise

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 23:02 - Canada

Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Anonymous is typing…

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 856

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 October 2020 2:05

I'm sorry, but good for you for trying. On the bright side, you now cleared up any uncertainty and can move on.

kfchicken 31

Sunday 18 October 2020 4:21

it happens to everyone as long as nothing too bad or creepy happened pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and move on 👍

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 October 2020 2:05

I'm sorry, but good for you for trying. On the bright side, you now cleared up any uncertainty and can move on.

tounces7 27

Sunday 18 October 2020 3:03

It would seem that HER courage, was lacking, if she wasn't even able to give you a reply.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 October 2020 3:27

He could be a creepy stalker, for all we know. Don't you find it odd that he's been crushing on her for years and is just now contacting her?

tounces7 27

Monday 19 October 2020 3:32

You kidding? "Crushing on someone for years" and just now contacting them seems to be the FML standard.

kfchicken 31

Sunday 18 October 2020 4:21

it happens to everyone as long as nothing too bad or creepy happened pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and move on 👍

red6joker 8

Sunday 18 October 2020 12:19

cool, move on.

slowhandjp 16

Sunday 18 October 2020 23:11

Why didn't you say I love you in person?

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