By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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toxic_walrus 15

Your girlfriend is awesome

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pills_here 5

I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!

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toxic_walrus 15

Your girlfriend is awesome

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mastamouse 12

I'm sure everyone thinks he's handsome. Get it? No? Okay...

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peceout 29

His hand is the one who gives him some. ;)

whatafuckup 14

Jokes on her.. She can't change it back for 15 days now..

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Amanyyyyyy 29

Doesn't Facebook have a limit on how many times you can change your name before it becomes permanent? Joke's definitely on her if it's stuck as "His Hand" forever...

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poncho55 40

#24, no way! I totally understand the FML now. Thank you for clarifying. /sarcasm

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bdobbs1 12

I agree that's funny shit ) good sense of humor :)

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brandoneyez1 25

That's hilarious. Definite keeper. I wish I had done that... Lol

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incoherentrmblr 21

One in the hand is worth two in the bush...

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hystericsky 11

#60: 60 days actually. I've been waiting for a while to change mine to something else too.

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WTF_BRAIN 11

Why the hell is #27 disliked so much? I thought it was pretty clever.

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pills_here 5

I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!

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peceout 29

I guess i gotta "hand" it to You, for that awesome comment.

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cakefete2 30

What she meant to say, #2, was that you're comment was hands down her favorite pun.

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\ 28

No, I gotta "hand" it to him for his awesome username. "GRABBIN' PEELZ"

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ihavenolifehaha 16

#43 - your*

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tailyerd 17

52, Shut up. Please just shut up.

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KushCrushin89 10

Why do you have to hate on the grammar nazi's? We're just trying to make the world a little more enlightened. And if you think it's annoying, you're just too dumb to care about proper English.

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drmisin 5

This is FML not English class. If you can't understand their (or their phone's mistakes), then fyl.

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hashshim 23

80: We're not dumb. I'm a linguaphile and love grammar, however a lot of grammar nazis point out small mistakes which most people can spot on their own and are likely the result of a typo on a small phone keyboard rather than a result of the author's incompetence.

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tj4234 35

#80 nazis should not have an apostrophe. As the word is a noun, an apostrophe would mark the genitive case, not the plural. Some grammar nazi :p.

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Sigilwen 24

80 I think siting around starring at the screen waiting to find a grammar mistake is the highlight of they're day.

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HairyPunisher 27

She's a keeper! It's rare to find someone with such a great sense of humor. Definitely hold onto her. :-P

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peceout 29

His hand will strongly hold on, that's for sure.

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meli1195 31

This is your third comment in a row that gets downvoted, i think you should give it a rest for now....

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canupls 6

I think OP should change his name to "Her Ass."

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Broscope 8

#29 should have said "But wash that hand first"

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peceout 29

#58 its not my fault people don't get it.

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grobbersaurus 15

#172 - People get it, they just don't find you funny.

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xxDemonAngelxx 14

#172 You really might want to stop trying. You're just making it worse for your self..

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Lumen94 10

Haha she has a great sense of humor.

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PenguinBitch 43

I guess you'll be doing it Han style...Solo.

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foxwasalamb 24

i wish i had the balls to do something like that

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's silly Facebook joke... not very "ballsy"

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jazmin3012 28

you can buy some at Wal-Mart if that is what you truly want

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Sigilwen 24

46 if it makes you feel better we can draw a face on your hand for you.

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thesmeagol 22

Ahh Mrs. Palmela Handerson. Definitely a keeper!

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