Intimacy: Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have...

By Noname - 21/02/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 070

You deserved it 8 320

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 365

You deserved it 2 084

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 794

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 412

You deserved it 20 723

Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 322

You deserved it 3 801

By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 439

You deserved it 6 000

Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 120

You deserved it 893

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 142

You deserved it 559

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 867

You deserved it 5 294

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 804

You deserved it 8 376

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 203

You deserved it 468

Kiebland 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 15:32

imthedude, Noname is the default.

UnicornPukePink 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:30

I hope this was sarcasm...

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imthedude 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 14:31

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UnicornPukePink 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:30

I hope this was sarcasm...

Kiebland 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 15:32

imthedude, Noname is the default.

DudeAbides 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 18:15

i have to call bullshit on this sorry there have been way too many similar FMLs lately besides

bobdole 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 20:41

Today, three of my friends sent me fmylife links. I already have it bookmarked. FML

trickiestboss 10

Wednesday 8 October 2014 16:26

why are you here

Tri_fml 5

Saturday 21 February 2009 20:52

Burned!

carriealana 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 20:59

wtf there's no way that happened

supwithitk 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 2:04

#18, TRUE.

tcatron565 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:47

LMAO

LordP123 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 9:59

Because, #18...for a lot of us here it's funny because it actually could happen and it's unfortunate that it does. People just want attention and so they make up shit where parents insult them. It's just not funny.