By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Juggalette_623 9

You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron

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xshyguyx 0

so what did you learn about drinking and driving? hopefully enough not to get caught doing it again!

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humorizer 14

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naneppi 0

DUI stands for "driving under [the] influence". It could be either alcohol or drugs, but I think alcohol is more common. Also, they could've found out the OP was drunk right away with a breathalyzer, whereas it'd probably take longer to confirm that she was in fact on drugs.

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vballerlover07 0

Haha. So many people don't like you, Mackenzie Cain.

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je_tdwp 4

Words cannot describe how much of a fail this OP is. Hope you two last because it sounds like a match made in heaven!

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ilovemydog98 8

Actually, alcohol isn't a drug. It's a depresant and an addictive drink.

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aj2711 10

Depressant is a type of drug if I'm not mistaken

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blastvortex 3

Ditto. Also, do both us and yourself a favor... restrain yourself from having kids.

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flyinmysoup 0

i agree, pretty damn romantic!

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CaptaiNiLL 0

idiots shouldn't breed

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Juggalette_623 9

You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron

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imperfectclarity 0

^ my thoughts exactly!!

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lette4life959 10

Whoop whoop!! ;D

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mikepzz 27

You don't need to be drunk to get a DUI. You can get a driving under the influence charge if there's any legal or illegal narcotics, even prescription meds in your system that impair your ability to operate a vehicle. My boss has a DUI on his license shortly after recovering from a fractured spine and was driving after taking pain meds.

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Tikwichka 5

I hope you lose your license, idiot. YDI

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_RobotInDisguise 0

Why on earth would you panic and be in such a rush to bail him out you run a red light? What exactly did you think was going to happen to him in the, say, ten minutes extra it would have taken you to crive there carefully? YDI for being an idiot.

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kimilei 0

I agree. If your boyfriend was made into someone's bitch in those extra minutes it would have taken you to stop at the red light, then he deserved it for driving under any kind of influence. Either way, YDI. Did you really think we would take pity on you?

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caticaticati 3

Yeah, jail isn't even where all the horrible stuff happens. My ex was in jail overnight a couple times (there's a damn good reason he's my ex) and he was 5'2" and 115 lbs and didn't end up anybody's bitch. Your boyfriend would have been fine, you dumb ass.

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AmeOwl 0

Agreed. What on Earth could make you think running a red light was okay? Basically, between that and the drunk driving you were extra determined to kill someone tonight. I hope you and your boyfriend plow yourselves into a tree before someone innocent has to pay the price for your selfishness.

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Hoozen 0

you just wished 2 ppl died what an asshole

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eATT 0

You were stupid, or stupid drunk. Eitherway, YDI.

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Shady_R 0

Its called a cab or a friend or leaving your deadbeat b/f there because only losers drink and drive

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