Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
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Comments (191)
redbluegreen 41
Don't add your parents on any website. Too much information is exchanged. And, hey, knowing when isn't knowing how, yes? Ahh, I hope my mom doesn't read this. -hides- /sarcasm
bosco_kk 0
That's why I don't befriend my parents on Facebook, you never know what kind of parental surprises await you.
token_blackguy 18
better than walking in on them having morning sex.
ahhrealmonsters 0
That's why parents are not suppose to have facebooks and if they do, block them.
whomajigi 0
Eh. They're not sharing explicit details. Kind of an awkward way to find out, but at least this shows they're still happily married. Get over it.
d347hm4n 0
BRILLIANT!!!!
jonnymohio 2
You should become a fan too. That oughta start some interesting conversations.
chimmy 0
Facebook Fan pages have gone WAAAAY too far. That's not information that anyone else... other than your partner... really needs to know.
kelbel22 0
hahahah awww gross!!! no one over the age of 40 should have a facebook!!
aupilot 0
Quit your bitching and get over it. Chances are you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for morning sex.