Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
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Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
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Comments (191)
dizzyyy 0
Hahahahaha! That's too funny.
fmlyels 0
Its not that the OP doesn't realize that his/her parents are sexually active, but nobody really wants to think about that. FYL .
Zero2Sixty 0
well it's nice to know your parents have lives besides us.
ktwk007 0
I'm so glad my parents are technologically challenged! But OMG this is hysterical! FYL for sure! And FYL double because it's so damn funny!
jonnymohio 2
Just read today that the biggest demographic of Facebook users are woman, aged 55. Not kids.
f_ed_panda 0
WHY ON EARTH would you EVER be friends with your parents on facebook??? That was asking for it, YDI
Dead_and_Gone 0
i agree with #3 and #100
xo_emily_xo 0
LMFAO! but yes, agreed with 100. when my parents tried to add me you know what i clicked? IGNORE!
tfm272 0
that sucks but you should've expected something horrible when you became friends with your mom and dad on facebook.
apparations 0
That happened to me too! lol