Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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Top comments
leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
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Comments (191)
LyuboLove 0
i'm with #29 everyone has sex, as long as they're not doing it on top of you, then fine and fyi, your grandparents are probably fans of it too.
nicoooface 0
your 'rents are sharing way tooo much info.
plexico 4
Pictures, or it's not real! (Only if you mom is a MILF)
SarlaccBits 0
Once again - your parents are just human beings and have sex like everyone else. If you dont want to see those kinds of things about your folks - dont be friends with them on facebook/myspace/whatever. Either way - grow up.
fearbeforeme 0
Hah. You should click and join too. Wonder what they would say to you then. YDI, you were dumb enough to befriend both of your parents on facebook. There is such a thing as boundaries you know.
hunkydory 0
you know facebook is going out when the adults start taking over.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Why are your 'rents on your Facebook, My mom has a Facebook, and I told her NOT to add me. She has yet to even look for me. It's just too much personal information, on both sides. But to screw with their heads, join that group. And say something of the nature: I love morning sex in the school bathroom. Or something.
deweyd8855 3
This is why I won't allow my parents onto Facebook at all. Luckily, they agree that there's no reason for them to get profiles so it's all good.
dan81892 2
i'm glad my parents don't have facebook accounts.
I_See_Monkeys 0
join it :D? see what they say, hahaha