Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning...

By anonymous - 04/05/2011 10:01 - Australia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

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ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:07

Romantic fool, lol.

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ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:07

Romantic fool, lol.

catrav77 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:13

yeah dancing with a mop. sooo romantic ;)

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:14

Buy a swiffer. They are much better dancers.

savs11 13

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:17

I heard they were better in bed too.

justdoit21 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:18

hard to clean up that mess

Kn0wledge123 21

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:27

How did your broom feel when you broke the news?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:35

lmao people actually do this?!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:25

Should've taken your pants off, bend over and flash them with your ass while yelling, "Laugh at this!"

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:38

hahah what a douche

GeneralGreivous3 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:09

I hope you are a good dancer at least :3

i_love_grrr 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:17

this is kinda sweet lol

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:31

ahahaha zomg so hilarious!!

smellymellyy 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:43

lmao thats so hilarious but also incredibly sweet :3

staceysgenesis16 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:51

yummm ... brooms are better in bed and they dont bitch and complain about thing ... ooo and their romantic as well ... mhmmm

ILUVMSC 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 6:43

be happy they didn't take pics...

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Your mop? Why did your woman leave it lying around the house?

ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:03

lol cue the puns :p

Everday 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:24

i imagined spongebob voice sayin that

iknowimawesome 13

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:58

haha me too!

agaba 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:15

hahaha ur pic is awesome ^ (for the guy above me)

xGabri3L 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:10

Dude...

EverybodyHatesCh 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:34

Dude...

IgnorantAmerican 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:06

Dude...

GeneralGreivous3 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:12

Dude...

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:42

Dude...

Tcaret300 12

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:53

COMBO ****** BREAKERRRR!!!

TookaWooka666 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:14

Can't believe no one said "sweet" lol.

sterlingarcher 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:43

lol dammit you ruined it 70

OceanBreathesSal 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 6:09

sweet! haha there it has been said :)

AwkwardBalloon 0

Friday 6 May 2011 4:22

Dude...

JenL_fml 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:10

Hope you put the moves in that mop. ;)

catrav77 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:11

this reminds me a lot of the sweeper commercials for some reason...

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:12

Do you do this every day?

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:14

get some!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:21

lol

staceysgenesis16 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:54

get sum broom !!!!

mariazzz 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:15

did you make out with it too?

sxcsatan999 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:31

loving the pic btw :D

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:19

you r cute OP :)

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Thursday 5 May 2011 7:35

That's what I was thinking. He sounds absolutely adorable to be dancing with a mop. It's strait out of a silly romantic comedy!

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