Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning...

By anonymous - 04/05/2011 10:01 - Australia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:07

Romantic fool, lol.

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ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:07

Romantic fool, lol.

catrav77 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:13

yeah dancing with a mop. sooo romantic ;)

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:14

Buy a swiffer. They are much better dancers.

savs11 13

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:17

I heard they were better in bed too.

justdoit21 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:18

hard to clean up that mess

Kn0wledge123 21

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:27

How did your broom feel when you broke the news?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:35

lmao people actually do this?!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:25

Should've taken your pants off, bend over and flash them with your ass while yelling, "Laugh at this!"

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:38

hahah what a douche

GeneralGreivous3 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:09

I hope you are a good dancer at least :3

i_love_grrr 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:17

this is kinda sweet lol

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:31

ahahaha zomg so hilarious!!

smellymellyy 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:43

lmao thats so hilarious but also incredibly sweet :3

staceysgenesis16 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:51

yummm ... brooms are better in bed and they dont bitch and complain about thing ... ooo and their romantic as well ... mhmmm

ILUVMSC 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 6:43

be happy they didn't take pics...

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Your mop? Why did your woman leave it lying around the house?

ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:03

lol cue the puns :p

Everday 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:24

i imagined spongebob voice sayin that

iknowimawesome 13

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:58

haha me too!

agaba 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:15

hahaha ur pic is awesome ^ (for the guy above me)

xGabri3L 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:10

Dude...

EverybodyHatesCh 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:34

Dude...

IgnorantAmerican 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:06

Dude...

GeneralGreivous3 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:12

Dude...

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:42

Dude...

Tcaret300 12

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:53

COMBO ****** BREAKERRRR!!!

TookaWooka666 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:14

Can't believe no one said "sweet" lol.

sterlingarcher 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:43

lol dammit you ruined it 70

OceanBreathesSal 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 6:09

sweet! haha there it has been said :)

AwkwardBalloon 0

Friday 6 May 2011 4:22

Dude...

JenL_fml 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:10

Hope you put the moves in that mop. ;)

catrav77 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:11

this reminds me a lot of the sweeper commercials for some reason...

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:12

Do you do this every day?

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:14

get some!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:21

lol

staceysgenesis16 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:54

get sum broom !!!!

mariazzz 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:15

did you make out with it too?

sxcsatan999 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:31

loving the pic btw :D

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:19

you r cute OP :)

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Thursday 5 May 2011 7:35

That's what I was thinking. He sounds absolutely adorable to be dancing with a mop. It's strait out of a silly romantic comedy!

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