By anonymous - 04/05/2011 10:01 - Australia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
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Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

Romantic fool, lol.


Romantic fool, lol.

catrav77 0

yeah dancing with a mop. sooo romantic ;)

iAmScrubs 19

Buy a swiffer. They are much better dancers.

I heard they were better in bed too.

hard to clean up that mess

Kn0wledge123 21

How did your broom feel when you broke the news?

lmao people actually do this?!

Should've taken your pants off, bend over and flash them with your ass while yelling, "Laugh at this!"

hahah what a douche

GeneralGreivous3 0

I hope you are a good dancer at least :3

i_love_grrr 0

this is kinda sweet lol

ahahaha zomg so hilarious!!

lmao thats so hilarious but also incredibly sweet :3

staceysgenesis16 0

yummm ... brooms are better in bed and they dont bitch and complain about thing ... ooo and their romantic as well ... mhmmm


be happy they didn't take pics...

Your mop? Why did your woman leave it lying around the house?

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

lol cue the puns :p

Everday 0

i imagined spongebob voice sayin that

iknowimawesome 13

haha me too!

agaba 0

hahaha ur pic is awesome ^ (for the guy above me)

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Can't believe no one said "sweet" lol.

lol dammit you ruined it 70

OceanBreathesSal 5

sweet! haha there it has been said :)


Hope you put the moves in that mop. ;)

catrav77 0

this reminds me a lot of the sweeper commercials for some reason...

Do you do this every day?

get some!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13


staceysgenesis16 0

get sum broom !!!!

did you make out with it too?

loving the pic btw :D

you r cute OP :)

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

That's what I was thinking. He sounds absolutely adorable to be dancing with a mop. It's strait out of a silly romantic comedy!