Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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Top comments
NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
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Comments (131)
bfsd42 20
Pun?????? I probably will look like an ass, but I don't see a pun in that comment
touch_phobia 13
YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING UGLY
touch_phobia 13
That was sarcasm... Sorry OP! That must be heart-breaking. You deserve better than someone who only cares about looks
sgcaudell 27
I'm sure you're handsome, way more handsome than he! Don't let his opinion ruin your day, flaunt your stuff!
Vesi 30
"On 11/27/2013 at 8:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)" Folks.. this is a guy.. not a girl.. and yes I agree entirely the ex is awfully shallow.
Rainhawk94 27
Thank you i forgot i could read and still be human and make mistakes
Mynamewontfi 40
What a judgmental ass. You're way better off without that guy.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
You're free of an [inconsiderate] dick... that pun. Lemme know if that helps.
tranced_ 45
are you sure you didn't edited any of your pics?
EmmaMK 35
Well, I think he has just proved that he is not as nice and kind as you remember.
User57777 13
I never understood how guys like that get girls… I probably never will but be happy you won't deal with him anymore
skyturtle 9
Op's a guy.
rdenkewicz 11
He didn't get a girl. Well sort of...