Love: Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 476

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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You deserved it 955

By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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NinjaFood 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:01

You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

raininginseattle 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:02

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

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bfsd42 20

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:23

Pun?????? I probably will look like an ass, but I don't see a pun in that comment

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:44

YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING UGLY

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:46

That was sarcasm... Sorry OP! That must be heart-breaking. You deserve better than someone who only cares about looks

sgcaudell 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:46

I'm sure you're handsome, way more handsome than he! Don't let his opinion ruin your day, flaunt your stuff!

Vesi 29

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:47

"On 11/27/2013 at 8:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)" Folks.. this is a guy.. not a girl.. and yes I agree entirely the ex is awfully shallow.

Rainhawk94 27

Thursday 28 November 2013 5:42

Thank you i forgot i could read and still be human and make mistakes

Mynamewontfi 40

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:49

What a judgmental ass. You're way better off without that guy.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:51

You're free of an [inconsiderate] dick... that pun. Lemme know if that helps.

tranced_ 45

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:10

are you sure you didn't edited any of your pics?

EmmaMK 35

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:54

Well, I think he has just proved that he is not as nice and kind as you remember.

User57777 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:06

I never understood how guys like that get girls… I probably never will but be happy you won't deal with him anymore

skyturtle 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:17

Op's a guy.

rdenkewicz 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:47

He didn't get a girl. Well sort of...

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