Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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Top comments
NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
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Comments (131)
jakeisawesome94 1
Wasn't a real relationship to begin with.. You should never be with someone until you actual know them. Sorry but you deserved this one. You will learn from it and you will be a better, stronger person because of the experience so no need to complain anyways.
SpazzingKpopper 8
She said it was the first time she saw him IN EIGHT MONTHS, implying she's seen him before, but hasn't seen him for 8 months. Jeez. She didn't deserve it. That guy is a douche canoe. And so are you. Read it clearly next time.
glitterkuro 18
Eh no, I know plenty of people who had strong online relationships and when they met in person it was exactly like it was online. As long as you tell the truth and act exactly as you would if in person, there's no difference.
Raging_hamster 5
jeez.. what a **** hole!
Alicestraza 33
#89 you can step down from your high horse since you didn't realise OP is a guy.
just_me01 2
i would have hit him so effing hard
katt_is_here 24
I bet he was cheating on you and felt like this was his only way out. Good you are rid of him.
xxxkassixxx 8
That's really shallow .-.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ok. Sorry.
tannara 12
What the ****
Darkreign333 23
OP, I feel your pain. I had the same thing happen. And don't listen to anyone else about it "not being real" because no one is going to tell what you feel or decide if it's real. I hope you don't hurt too bad for too long. You only need you to be happy so don't worry.
TheAnonGal 7
Oh daym... Thats cold. But Whatever Gal you to Beautiful for that poo anyway! x