Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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Top comments
NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
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Comments (131)
mamaslujan 3
I'm sorry
chosha_fml 27
So sorry you wasted eight months waiting to see that asshole.
ShawtyBarnes 8
I'm Sorry Girl.. He ain't worth your time at all
Pyro_Wolf 17
OP is male.
ilovefall10 21
If anyone is ugly, it's your ex-boyfriend.
FemskyD 26
Respect for your commitment!!
little_one1 14
I am so confused by your comment now because I'm trying to understand where the supposed pun is.
XSnowFlameX 4
Don't mind him op. There are more decent gays ok there than him. You deserve better
TheEpicNinja13 6
hes an ass
laurieblue 1
so he dated you even though you are ugly, 8 months later BANG you're uglier than he remembers, hahahahaha i am so sorry, FYL. . .what a douche though
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Her boyfriend's dick. She's now free of that. Don't go accusing people of not knowing something when in truth the joke was a little too subtle for your dumb ass. That's called ignorance.