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Well, it is a prison and they DO have to be thorough and safe.

The real question is... Is OP a dude or a chick? Moobs alert!!

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Was the guard a dude or chick?

The real question is... Is OP a dude or a chick? Moobs alert!!

This reminds me of P*rnstache in Orange is the new Black

They don't have dudes in a women's prison...

27, most corrections officers are male, even in women's prisons. Side note, 1: trained COs hate being called guards.

I meant the guards would be female but i could be wrong

Most would not be

Men's or women's prison, most screws are male. There are always some female officers on duty at a women's prison for the sensitive searches and such, but doors, patrols and walls are still mostly men.

16- Did you really censor the word porn? That isn't even a curse word.

Well, it is a prison and they DO have to be thorough and safe.

Regardless of the ridiculous search, just be happy you got in to visit with them.

And just be happy they didn't see your crotch as being suspicious.

So were you smuggling something in?

She was smuggling in boobie traps.

She was smuggling in milk

The possibilities are endless.

Maybe it was a nuclear warhead 0.0

Okay... Maybe not "endless".

Take it as a compliment op, they probably wanted a better look of said breasts

Even if that was the case, sexual harassment should never be seen as a compliment.

This is sexual harassment? I mean, it is a prison and they do have to make sure everything is ok.

If they did it to get a better look at the boobs then yeah.

OP was smuggling in silicone.

Op are you stuffing ?

Plot twist: OP is a man.

Something here seems a little... Off balance

u got them big tity bitys

I guess they wanted to COP a feel.

That's great! You're awesome.

I knew a woman who had an a cup left boob and a c cup right boob.

I bet it was hard shopping for a proper sized bra.

she gets a c cup and stuffs it