Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
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Comments (131)
jej999000 2
Everyone referring to Op as a "her" he's really a "he" lol look at the gender symbol on their FML story. And Op, you can do so much better. Know your worth. Never let anyone else feel as though they are superior to you. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and I guarantee you are beautiful inside and out.
jej999000 2
Everyone referring to Op as a "her" he's really a "he" lol look at the gender symbol on their FML story. And Op, you can do so much better. Know your worth. Never let anyone else feel as though they are superior to you. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and I guarantee you are beautiful inside and out.
ddog04 3
u r gay? because it says you r a male
stevothedevo 25
Brutal
disturbedrox11 17
I'm surprised you two didn't send each other any photos for 8 months, or video chat with each other or something. That really sucks though, sorry OP.
vincentjoe7 12
Our mind tends to distort our memory to make OP appear prettier.
glitterkuro 18
That is so not what a pun is.
glitterkuro 18
To those saying that it's weird the OP didn't send any pictures... my assumption was that he did, but just picked out the ones he looked particularly gorgeous in. There's no crime against it, everybody goes through their photos to find the best ones, but it means that it builds up an image of you that's totally different to how you usually look 'in person' because the angles and lighting are different. I'm pretty sure a lot of people's online profile pictures are the best pictures of them rather than representative. I know I look a lot better in my favourite photos of me than I do in the mirror most days. They're not Photoshopped at all, they're still 'me', just I pick the ones where I look at my best. It sounds a lot more cynical when I write it down, but it isn't even that deliberate a process. Just that if I have twenty photos from a party or whatever, I'm not going to want to upload them all anyway, so I pick the best ones. In fact, when I first met my partner, we'd been speaking for a few days online as friends (we were about to start university and be in the same halls) and when we met in person he said I looked totally different to my photos. In which case, it sort of makes sense that the OP's boyfriend thought he looked different, but he's still a colossal dick that it matters to him.
Quadj97 4
I am a dick
Fire_heart 2
that guy has no respect. he's a dumb azz not worth it. he's probably not good-looking. your probably way too good for him