Love: Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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You deserved it 9 433

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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You deserved it 4 824

By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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You deserved it 4 445

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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You deserved it 9 636

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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You deserved it 113

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 756

You deserved it 295

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 610

You deserved it 6 473

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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You deserved it 3 382

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 228

You deserved it 2 476

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 728

You deserved it 955

By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 680

You deserved it 7 670

NinjaFood 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:01

You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

raininginseattle 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:02

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

Comments

Nish007 15

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:34

wow, he is immature. nobody is ugly!

isabellasimone 18

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:35

Don't let it phase you, people don't think before they say things...you're fine!

catl0vr 2

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:36

I kinda wish that happened to me

LissaMccracken 23

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:11

That's odd...

krupa1017 18

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:42

Don't let some dick ruin your day. He's not worth it. I bet you're gorgeous! :)

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:11

OP is a male...

SilverInGray 25

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:19

Males can be gorgeous!

ImTheAlpha 30

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:51

No, they're fabulous.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:55

Looks aren't everything. But they are not nothing, either. C'mon, make an effort to pretty yourself up!

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:16

OP is a male. and anyways who's to say he didn't already try that...?

imbedderdenu 23

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:05

fak him!

sexysaltshaker 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:06

What an ass.

Ins0mau 20

Thursday 28 November 2013 1:23

Thanks. I work out.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:13

I like your pun. Intended or not, I like it.

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:14

Honestly, just be glad that you aren't with that idiot anymore.

edanielleh 21

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:16

I'm so sorry op! You are way better than that guy

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