Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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Top comments
NinjaFood 13
You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass
raininginseattle 9
Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.
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Comments (131)
jh921971 10
He wasn't your boyfriend, you just charted online.
Rainhawk94 27
Sharted*
Setareh23 34
13- if that was true he wouldn't have dumped her.
sunnyray812 42
They were the ones in the relationship, so no one else has the right to say whether they were dating or not.
drewflav 17
I think 13 means to say that long-distance relationships rarely work. Having been in several myself, I tend to agree. Physical interaction with the other person is a very important aspect of relationships.
Just_Ya 16
Don't let yourself go just cause there's distance
Mshrodes 13
...shut up.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Tell him the same thing back, and that from the looks of it, his brain and balls seem to have shrunk.
thestrangedude 10
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or not in this case
perdix 31
Sounds like he had a certain threshold tolerance for uglines
perdix 31
Hey, my comment got cut off ... just like a zombie foreskin!
jonahwalzer 12
Thats horrible:/ sorry op! If he is that mean you don't deserve him!
olpally 33
What a superficial prick.
adhdwizard 13
On a positive note, at least you won't have to see him around. You'll find better Op!
worldclassrager 41
Jerk...it doesn't matter you'll find someone better..,
BlackPanther19 11
He sounds like a dick. This was probably for the best