Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
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squeezebox 0
Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):
vicious_ 0
Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.
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AL3X_M 0
*shudder* Sorry for your loss =[
JillianIsLoveee 0
I'm very sorry about your dog, but still.. How did you expect the dog to kill it other than eat it or something? It's not like your dog would be 'Oh, a spider' *steps on it*
fyourl 0
That's awful
nomadxx7 0
@46 True, male black widows are different however they don't have enough venom or there are no known cases where a MALE black widow spider has actually killed a human or animal. So thus my statement stands (especially if OP is stating it was a black widow AND killed the dog).
Tehalon 0
The OP should be banned from ever keeping pets again, for the safety of the pets! Eventho i think its fake. So you put the dog in the bathtub in order to eat it or what? Doubt a dog would try to eat a black widow, because even a mentally disabled person would go 'eek that spider looks frikking deadly, better not get near it' and dogs are smarter then mentally disabled people so.. i call bollox!
lubby_fml 0
Ahem...here are some words of wisdom..... The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, Down came the rain and washed the spider out... But, seriously you should have just called an exterminator or something. I mean if you are not willing to put the dogs safety before your own, I guess the dog went to a better place now.
Babiesinmysoup 0
I'm glad you think accidentally killing a dog is good internet entertainment. Up next: Today, I accidentally shot my 2 year old because i thought she was a zombie. FML
lolyouareanidiot 0
#29, no one ever lets their dog kill spiders.
ddrfunkmaster 0
your a dick
rachel13_fml 0
HOW COULD YOU.