Today, my youngest daughter failed kindergarten. After 3 years of petit section, junior and senior kindergarten, she still doesn't recognize the teacher's authority. For example, when the teachers are trying to line the children up to come in after recess, she's pulling the kids out of the line and yelling, "Run away!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and every day this week, my youngest daughter has been telling me about all the new friends she's been making and playing with at school. Her kindergarten teacher explained that when she misbehaves too much, they have been sending her to the other kindergarten class. This isn't the first punishment she's interpreted as a reward. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, the school called and their first words were, "We only took our eyes off her for a second." It's worse than you can imagine. My daughter had been digging a hole under the fence at the back of the schoolyard all week. She lead a breakout of her kindergarten class under the fence and down a commuter railway track. FML
Today, my daughter refuses to make eye contact, won’t eat any of the food I make, and still throws tantrums in middle school. I have no idea where I went wrong raising the brat. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter ran with arms wide open towards me, smiling, only to pass me by and hug the gardener instead. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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TomeDr 25
Get her evaluated! Maybe she has ODD - Oppositional Defiance Disorder
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Do you happen to be the same guy who wrote that story about his daughter leading a breakout from her school during recess? I notice the exact same name.
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TomeDr 25
Get her evaluated! Maybe she has ODD - Oppositional Defiance Disorder
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Do you happen to be the same guy who wrote that story about his daughter leading a breakout from her school during recess? I notice the exact same name.
rpy13 13
You sound absolutely exhausting — why not let her be a kid??? No wonder she’s acting out. You are totally TA here.
unashamedfemale 9
How much school does a child need before actually starting school? No wonder she wants to escape, poor kid!