Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
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squeezebox 0
Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):
vicious_ 0
Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.
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depresedandbroke 0
o thank you
qwerty95 0
WTF...how could you not tell it was a black widow.. way to be.. so you basically killed your dog....
seawolfxix 0
I know it's been said before, but I have to reiterate this question (in hopes that the OP will realize how little common sense they have). You had a spider in a bathtub, which is essentially your own little drowning pool, and you sent your dog in after it?
Amkii 0
Lesson: never send your dog to do your dirty work.
kandy_fml 0
Why the hell didn't you just kill it yourself? Use bug spray or turn on the shower so the pressure of the water would cause the spider to go down the drain. Also, black widows are very very distinctive. Anyone with an IQ above room temperature should know what one looks like. Not only did you deserve this for not having any common sense, I'm also going to say FYL because you are so moronic.
c0w 0
Aaaaaand you didn't take the dog to the vet when you noticed it was in pain and had difficulty breathing because...? Even in small dogs, where a bite like this will more than likely kill them quickly, you still will notice your pet acting strangely and showing they're in some kind of pain. Sadly, this is a lesson you needed to learn the hard way, and I hope you don't get a pet any time soon, that is, until you understand that your dog is like a small child: you are there to provide for them, they are not there to provide for you.
gaararox13 0
omg im sorry that really sucks :(
ryan__h 1
the OP should go to hell for ETERNITY
pumpkincakes 3
dogs dont kill spiders that much run the water and put the plug in after its gone is the way to do it
dvsfive 0
AWWWWWWWWWWW thats horrible!!! :'( shoulda gotten like a kleenex box or sumthin :P