Kids: Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By crookedteeth - 27/08/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Kent

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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plethora 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:25

They really are that bad. I hated every minute of the two years I had them. And you can't blame a little kid for finding a mouthful of metal ugly.

horyo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:27

Tell her she was destined to be ugly nonetheless.

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dommosoh 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:16

Ouch.

tacojauns 45

Sunday 4 November 2012 0:07

Did you really not see that 1 coming?

monkeyspark 6

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:20

LOL That sucks.

troubledshampoo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:24

Haha, ouch.

plethora 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:25

They really are that bad. I hated every minute of the two years I had them. And you can't blame a little kid for finding a mouthful of metal ugly.

missmontreal97 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 15:21

oh gee thanks..

iSwizzle 4

Monday 4 April 2011 5:34

Hey at least your teeth are straight. Quit whining.

cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 31 July 2014 5:57

One and a half, they weren't that bad really.

preston55 7

Wednesday 17 August 2016 23:57

I had absolutely no trouble with my braces, they didn't bother me at all.

horyo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:27

Tell her she was destined to be ugly nonetheless.

amirn86 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:31

lol it's a little awkward looking for a while but it's definitely worth it in the longrun - both for the superficial and health benefits

iBou_fml 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:33

rofl :O

vxjazz 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:36

That's gotta hurt.

dudewithface 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:41

teach that girl a lesson. piss on her face

Hgm09 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:49

I don't think they're that unattractive. Unless you have some major headgear going on. But still, I hope that girl got in trouble. Some kids can be so rude.