FML : Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can...

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Smeagogole / Thursday 2 July 2015 04:30 / France - Villeurbanne

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By KingKralj | 31

#7501309 - Friday 21 July 2017 2:43

I would have just taken the ring and threw it back.

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By KingKralj | 31

#7501309 - Friday 21 July 2017 2:43

I would have just taken the ring and threw it back.

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