Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
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Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
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Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
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squeezebox 0
Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):
vicious_ 0
Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.
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anthem_fml 0
that sucks, but better your dog than you.
Jennifer83 0
Oh my God!!! That's horrible! :(
dontknowmuchelse 0
Why would you send your dog to kill a spider? Are you that afraid of them? Or does your dog just really like spiders?
g_unit 0
what the shit were you thinking? i'm sorry your dog died, that's terrible, too bad it didn't bite you instead
OperationNicole_fml 0
I'm so sorry. To all the people saying the poster shouldn't have done that, most people I know get their dogs to kill bees or spiders if they're afraid. You never expect something like this to happen. Even if I know what a black widow looks like, I don't normally examine the spider before deciding what to do about it because they're pretty rare where I am but it could still happen. So lighten up, no one deserves to lose their dog.
lucie_fml 0
That's terrible, I used to get my dogs to eat the bugs I didn't like too. This is a terrribleee circumstance. :( RIP dog.
meddude 0
i know people don't like when people do this BUT: this is a definite fake. i happen to have worked with insects at my previous job (including black widows) and nothing would have happened that fast. the dog would have fallen ill after about half a day to a day and the owner, if he/she had ANY common sense would take the dog to a vet or animal hospital, at which time the dog would have gotten an antidote. if this did happen and the OP neglected to do anything, resulting in the dog's death, then the OP should be extremely ashamed and realize he/she completely deserved it. however, since i doubt that many owners would be that neglecting, i'd say this is fake.
magicalunicorns7 0
You idiot. Poor innocent dog. Should have been you that was bitten. Stupid.
interventions 1
that's sad about your dog :( i'm sorry to hear. next time flush it down the drain though!
geeps 0
I don't even have black widow spiders in my country and i still wouldn't send in my dog to kill a BIG spider. Poor dog.