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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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lesb_lv 0

Friday 3 April 2009 13:04

Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"

GloomySkyz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:22

3 way? xD

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xvqxz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:22

first ...and FYL for them jumping to conclusions. but YDI for staring. I don't stare at girls making out with guys just because I think she's hot. that is a little rude...

GloomySkyz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:22

3 way? xD

dan81892 2

Sunday 19 July 2009 4:21

invite me, and it'll be a foursome =D i mean, you always have to have one guy in there.

truelyawesome 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:58

******

ilikepie789 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:25

no dan i already have dibs

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 7:03

am I the only God-fearing person who finds this wrong?!? the fact that fml has become a host for whiny gays is sad

kaytbugg61 0

Monday 12 April 2010 2:00

@ 173 oh no trust me honey you aren't i am a pretty religious person and it ticks me off that people are disobeying something like that out of the Holy Bible! and homosexuality is just sick! people shouldn't even joke about 3-somes and stuff like that its sick! i mean sure i sin plenty and i'm ashamed but ugh! i VERY strongly dislike homosexuals it is a direct violation of the Holy Bible i am not prejudice but seriously! but like i said, honey you arent the only God- fearing person who finds this very wrong i agree completely! and sorry if it freaks you out that i called you honey i call everyone honey but thank you for posting that comment because the lesbian thing was crawling under my skin and i was hoping someone would post something like that! you have alot of my respect even if i dont know you!

Rina_Diggory_64 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 4:40

Most of us can't even choose if were homosexual or bisexual!! Some of are are born with it and it's to hard to fight off. The heart wants what it wants. So answer me this, if God hates homosexuals so much then WHY would he make us that way? Huh, what's you answer for that. God makes each and every one of us and he chooses how we are, we have no control over that. And come on...Nothing...NOTHING in the bible says that God hates homosexuals. It's just something everyone's come to believe and it's crap.

haleylynn24 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 4:56

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apfunction 0

Friday 14 May 2010 2:56

174: shut your ******* pathetic mouth bitch. not everyone believes the same bullshit fairy tales you do. **** you. I hope you get ******* cancer and die.

Skittlesbaby 7

Friday 4 June 2010 6:15

well I used to study the bible. yes, I know that the scriptures gear you away from such things as homosexuality, but it also says bo to discrimination and to love all for who they are! for 174 to flat out day homosexuals are horrible and to call them out and day what s/he did was just plain ignorant. there's no need to be so f-ing rude.

kennakatherine 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 8:40

So infertile straight couples are immoral?

11colio11 4

Tuesday 29 June 2010 12:32

Ok so you are not prejudice, you just don't like homosexuals. God dammit you are a complete retard. You are just one of those people who hide behind the bible for topics they don't fully understand. YOU are the reason christians look bad

quesoesbueno59 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:23

LOL And FIRST!

xvqxz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:24

sorry #3, i beat you to it. better luck next time ;)

BigLord 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:24

LOLOL awesome, that's not a FML or a YDI at all, in my opinion. It's just an hilarious event. You should have just told them that you're a lesbian too.

nbrachelxo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:25

ahah aww! :P

D2theLux 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:27

Haha nice. Did you get their number so you could join in on the Lesbian shenanigans?

Stupidpeople 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:32

Crazy kids

youreawhore 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:33

Hahahaha, threesome fun :D Not your fault, I can't really tell you to be more discreet when checking someone out or else they might think you're judging them with disapproving glances.