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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30

Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML

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By SadisticSatire - 11/10/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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HorrorByrd 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."

kscott88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:15

Wow, assholes much? There are these cocky looking guys that I have to pass every day on my way home from work, and I swear, my greatest fear is that one day they're going to hold up scorecards and rate me.

Comments

Jeffskates123 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

damn, that would suck

ndanick 4

Friday 19 June 2009 20:57

Well stop being ugly n that wint happen

SVelasquez 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:23

I don't know what the hell you're speaking, but in the English language "n" and "wint" are not words. I think you mean "in" and "won't". Learn to speak your native tongue before insulting other users, Nicky.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:58

Lol. He means "and".. Not "in". :)

NoMercy_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:12

Don't mess with the hotness!

testing_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:32

hahaha she means "and," not "in." tard.

zombieman000 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:56

you say that like it's obvious, but it probably isn't to people who don't text-message all the time.

squigglyshark 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:02

Condescension fail.

Iceman225 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:50

Donkey kick them in the ballsack.

HorrorByrd 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."

dinosaursmoo 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:07

BAAAAHAHAAHAH

judgeymcjudge 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:17

This = WIN.

genius_man16 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:24

lol. "I_Love_Isms" clearly has no idea what a troll is. And it makes me laugh. OP: that sucks, but these guys are just douchebags, don't let them bother you so much about stupid things like that.

Logica42 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:11

Well usually, trolls are stupid, ignorant and rude. So... maybe I_Love_Isms actually DOES know what a troll is, and was talking to one accordingly... OP: Dayum. That was kinda harsh of 'em, eh? I agree with previous comments: they were likely the reason she left. Ignore them.

myfishisBOBA 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:07

LOL assholes.

fillmyheart028 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

hahahah ouch

Kite_1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:12

You should've at LEAST said something.

kscott88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:15

fuzzybrownbear 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:05

Lol, that would be so funny, but messed up. It would almost be like a click out of a tv show

redbluegreen 40

Friday 19 June 2009 20:20

Well, at least you weren't the one that replaced the hot bra-less weather girl on channel six. Then everyone would hate you.

manoverboard 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:48

Simpsons reference? Hah.

Komatose 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:11

Didn't that happen to some girl on here?

nanab10 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:36

there was one where guys rated her and her guy friend, and her guy friend got a higher score.

wyld3fyr3 3

Friday 19 June 2009 20:26

Just say "yeah, she got a job as a pornstar now, she's in __________" and direct those dudes to some twisted shit.

2426835 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:20

By hot girl from grocery store, i'm thinking gizz in my pants video?

Ms_Thingie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:20

#9 has the perfect solution lol

shostakovich 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:18

Thank you, #62, for what has probably been the most ignorant thing I've read within the past three hours.

Ventriloquisitor 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:56

Thank you for making this world a significantly gayer place to be.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:11

AWWWW!

pyromance 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:31

Haha #9 I'm sure the hot chick DID get a job as a pornstar. Everyone's doing it these days! I think that you should've said to the guys that she had herpes and that you would know because you're her girlfriend. That would probably shut them up.