Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
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Top comments
HorrorByrd 0
Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."
kscott88 0
Wow, assholes much? There are these cocky looking guys that I have to pass every day on my way home from work, and I swear, my greatest fear is that one day they're going to hold up scorecards and rate me.
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Comments (85)
Jeffskates123 0
damn, that would suck
ndanick 4
Well stop being ugly n that wint happen
SVelasquez 0
I don't know what the hell you're speaking, but in the English language "n" and "wint" are not words. I think you mean "in" and "won't". Learn to speak your native tongue before insulting other users, Nicky.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Lol. He means "and".. Not "in". :)
NoMercy_fml 0
Don't mess with the hotness!
testing_fml 0
hahaha she means "and," not "in." tard.
zombieman000 0
you say that like it's obvious, but it probably isn't to people who don't text-message all the time.
squigglyshark 0
Condescension fail.
Iceman225 11
Donkey kick them in the ballsack.
HorrorByrd 0
Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."
dinosaursmoo 0
BAAAAHAHAAHAH
judgeymcjudge 0
This = WIN.
genius_man16 1
lol. "I_Love_Isms" clearly has no idea what a troll is. And it makes me laugh. OP: that sucks, but these guys are just douchebags, don't let them bother you so much about stupid things like that.
Logica42 0
Well usually, trolls are stupid, ignorant and rude. So... maybe I_Love_Isms actually DOES know what a troll is, and was talking to one accordingly... OP: Dayum. That was kinda harsh of 'em, eh? I agree with previous comments: they were likely the reason she left. Ignore them.
myfishisBOBA 0
LOL assholes.
fillmyheart028 0
hahahah ouch
Kite_1 0
You should've at LEAST said something.
kscott88 0
Wow, assholes much? There are these cocky looking guys that I have to pass every day on my way home from work, and I swear, my greatest fear is that one day they're going to hold up scorecards and rate me.
fuzzybrownbear 0
Lol, that would be so funny, but messed up. It would almost be like a click out of a tv show
redbluegreen 41
Well, at least you weren't the one that replaced the hot bra-less weather girl on channel six. Then everyone would hate you.
manoverboard 0
Simpsons reference? Hah.
Komatose 0
Didn't that happen to some girl on here?
nanab10 0
there was one where guys rated her and her guy friend, and her guy friend got a higher score.
wyld3fyr3 3
Just say "yeah, she got a job as a pornstar now, she's in __________" and direct those dudes to some twisted shit.
2426835 0
By hot girl from grocery store, i'm thinking gizz in my pants video?
Ms_Thingie 0
#9 has the perfect solution lol
shostakovich 0
Thank you, #62, for what has probably been the most ignorant thing I've read within the past three hours.
Ventriloquisitor 0
Thank you for making this world a significantly gayer place to be.
xxXChiiXxx 2
AWWWW!
pyromance 0
Haha #9 I'm sure the hot chick DID get a job as a pornstar. Everyone's doing it these days! I think that you should've said to the guys that she had herpes and that you would know because you're her girlfriend. That would probably shut them up.
kerrygirl 13
so.......its not like they said u were ugly they just said u were the replacement......the replacement hot chick perhaps!
redbluegreen 41
Why would they be glaring if she was also hot?
uberrcool 0
Yeah, i think you wen't wrong somewhere Kerrygirl. Although nice try with the optimism.