By walmart: first time, last time - United States
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
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  Girreth  |  7

Or, seeing as how you clearly aren't confident enough to fire back insults, you could just say "I'm gay." What's she gonna do? Call you a liar?

By  Ambient25  |  24

You should have falsely admitted to it and apologized the first second she came up! Otherwise people would see that "fairly hideous" woman arguing about you looking, and cast the stink-eye at you.