Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman...

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 2:44

YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

yoimtrollin 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

Comments

AngrySailor 17

Monday 13 May 2013 2:43

I call BS... It's hard to "storm up" when riding one of those Walmart scooters.

trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 2:44

YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

tjv3 10

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:19

Way to stand up for yourself

EnigmaThe321 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:42

#77 Why are you asking #2 this?

yoimtrollin 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

izzie321 27

Thursday 18 July 2013 16:19

She shouldn't try so hard to flatter herself... I hate people like that, ugly or not.

world_on_fire 4

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

should've said 'same to you, have you even seen yourself?' hehe

etchsanity1 11

Monday 13 May 2013 16:50

Then tell her your little brother loves the movie Shrek and ask for an autograph.

Girreth 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:36

Or, seeing as how you clearly aren't confident enough to fire back insults, you could just say "I'm gay." What's she gonna do? Call you a liar?

Ambient25 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:46

You should have falsely admitted to it and apologized the first second she came up! Otherwise people would see that "fairly hideous" woman arguing about you looking, and cast the stink-eye at you.

ttr125 10

Monday 13 May 2013 2:46

Ahhhh..... walmart gotta love the crazy

JFloUnknown 24

Monday 13 May 2013 10:11

Walmartians man.

spaboolly 26

Monday 13 May 2013 2:47

Wow. I can only imagine how much of a pushover you are for pretty girls.

TheSofaKing 7

Monday 13 May 2013 2:47

Should have told her that you would rather screw sheep.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 13 May 2013 4:38

Baaaaaaad choice of words. Sheeprobably think you were into that stuff.

ilovedinosawers 17

Monday 13 May 2013 5:43

He's too sheepish to stand up to her.

elephantsarecute 16

Monday 13 May 2013 2:47

In situations like that it's best to just get out ASAP. I usually just pretend I don't speak English and walk away. (Not that this happens to me frequently)