Love: Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane....

By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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ninjaxprincess89 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.

JDtMG 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:13

punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.

Comments

thebaroness1984 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:28

NEVER try to impress a punk rock guy with your personal music collection. They're always looking for a reason to call you a poser.

stevenJB 25

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:30

Guilty as charged? Lol jk

scarlett_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:32

You totally deserved that for listening to Miley Cyrus. Owned.

Elamdri 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:38

Punk Rock guy.... *Deduces he was teen-early 20s* *Deduces it is douchy phase* *Deduces he won't be "punk rock" for very long*

stevenJB 25

Sunday 17 March 2013 21:31

I've been into that kind of music since I was little because I was raised around it. I still listen to it.

RoldGold38 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:41

yeah but do you really care what he thinks? you probably won't ever see that guy again. he likes the music he likes and you like the music you like and you should embrace that.

bearie_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:42

Why be embarassed by what music you like? I've never understood that, if I like a particular song or musician, who cares if someone else doesn't. No need to be embarassed over it, it's who you are. o_O And definately not FML-worthy.

starbaby 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:51

Agree 12 and technically you are a poser so you kinda deserve it, plus miley? Wow I may have felt bad until the queen of the tween wanna be rockstars came into play

fmlmod 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:04

Why do people try to impress others that they think are cute? If you have to impress them, then youll have to do that forever for them to like you. Just be yourself and everything usually works out. What do you mean he was "face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus."?