Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
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ninjaxprincess89 0
the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.
JDtMG 0
punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.
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Neenertastic 0
aaaaah, girl, immediately wipe out your ipod and replace it with proper hardcore music ASAP
Talion1 0
I created an account to join this comment about Miley Cyrus and punks.
baldfatman 0
k, what are you doing infecting an ipod with The Who on it with such puke worthy music as miley cyrus? FYL.
howudoin770 0
SO? that is not FML worthy..
silentsound36 0
i personally think it's disgusting when people try to pretend to be something they're not just to score with someone.
TranCidWiseTRav 0
#79 lars frederiksen is the ****** man! =D
secretish 0
Serial...who gives a **** what he heard you play? Im sure he didnt...im pretty sure he didnt even notice you in the first place.
HeroesAndxKrooks 0
sorry but you definitely deserve this one. personally, the who makes me want be deaf just as much as miley cyrus. an all around fail.
spockezri 0
Should've played The Ramones, the Clash or the Sex Pistols.
Kdc__ 0
Nice idea and all but seriously be yourself. That only makes you come off as a poser which "punk guys" hate. And i'm gonna have to say it's totally your fault for having Miley Cyrus on there and letting your ipod slip to one of her [unattractive, i'm sure] album covers. Better luck next time.