Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
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ninjaxprincess89 0
the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.
JDtMG 0
punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.
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shabaloo 0
i made an account just so i could say... miley cyrus.... really? you deserved that. haha.
kahu 0
Today, I was reading FML, and I found out that everyone hates my music. FML - Miley
Needlestick 0
#73(kahu) I don't even know who on Earth 'Miley Cyrus' is (I'll have to search Wikipedia after this) but your comment made me laugh. XD
BrEnNo1023 5
you seriously don't need to research her...she's not that important. just another celebrity pop-princess with an Achey-Breakey silver spoon in her mouth and no musical talent whatsoever. Disney probably writes all her songs, composes all her music, and probably paid for her singing lessons too. She's MANUFACTURED and talentless. That's why all the little kids love her. She's not a good role model, she's just rich and famous. PEOPLE NEED TO FORGIVE AND FORGET. (by forgive, i mean FORGIVE what she's DONE to the music industry.....................)
gummibehrs 4
Agreed, #141. I feel the need to mention her hoarse, screechy, whiny nails-on-chalkboard voice and the pathetic teenage drama surrounding her.
kornonthecobb 0
i don't think she'd have to really check this website to see how many people hate her lol i know i can't stand her or those stupid fugly jonas bros either
flyfallfadeaway 0
i agree, fyl. and your terrible taste in music. AND the fact that youre that desperate to impress.
wrestler_fml 0
lol you ever go to a beach party or a high school party... it gets played. believe me. they play the hits mainly, of course... like all the hot songs from 99.5 and sometimes 101, but they'll go to the oldschool party songs some too. and beach parties also play surf music it depends where you go. but the point of a party is to have fun, not the music! The music just sets up the tone and good atmosphere for the party, then the party gods take over. and the main element to good atmosphere is kickin music... blink 182 and sum 41, you may call em "posers", but their music is legend, they're not going away anytime soon, simply because their music unleashes that party spirit like no other
iloverichardhell 0
75, .... legend? seriously? theyre dead as dead as dead upon dead.. no one really gives a shit about em in order to be a legend, a band has to be well,... good. besides, 80s songs are more fun at parties. obviously.
dozmay107 0
hahaha. i have the new iPod nano too. i hate how if it drops or moves it'll change.. i feel ya,
rem3415 0
what's a 12 year old girl doing trying to impress a punk rock guy?
addysdaddy0904 0
you see, it should of been hannah montana, she is so punk rock, she makes lars frederiksen look like lars Samuelson
Jali_Malcolm 0
If you hate The Who, give your head a ******* shake you philistine.
elisabeth96 0
ew. why would you have any miley cyrus music anyways.